[Baby Got Back] Pain in the Butt
March 8th, 2012
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by Jodi · Filed Under: Training
I am a nudge. I won’t deny it. Many of you who know me are thinking the same thing right now. Actually, you’re thinking: “I love you, girl, but you annoy me. You always say the thing I want to hear least that day (always said with pure love).” That I do. So why should today be any different? I figure, as long as I am fulfilling your need (i.e. supplying you with butt changing info), then it’s okay for me to fulfill my needs (i.e. get you to see how destructive chasing a body part can be).
I always say I love what I do but today I want to be more specific: I love you. No, seriously, I do. I love you tremendously—even if I have never met you. Why? Because you are just like me and I love that. Whatever you do now, I’ve done before and probably twenty times more than whatever you are doing now. I love to talk to you. I love to know what makes you tick. I love to hear about all of your successes. And I love to see you happy. NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING (in the context of my line of work) makes me more happy than to call a woman who is having a “ah-hah” moment. It’s like music to my ears. You can hear my smile over the phone. It’s crazy.
But now think of the flip side of that. When you’re unhappy, I’m concerned. My heart aches because I
remember what it was like to be in a not-so-good place and how isolating it can feel. It’s not like we want to talk about it because we feel like people will think we’re crazy, whiny or the worst of them all—weak. We don’t want to admit we have some faults or somehow can’t get it together so we just “keep on keepin’ on” hoping that no one notices we just ate an entire package of double stuff oreos in two days. We’ll quickly regroup from that only to be the most rigid dieter this side of the buffet display and after a while it all gets so annoying doesn’t it? Somewhere in all that lunacy, we find balance and we settle into a body that is good…decent…not bad–however you want to describe it, please do so. It’s not like we’re super disgusted, it’s more like we’re just not satisfied. This is where body part obsession takes root and becomes a bit alarming.
Our bodies can be nice to look at so it’s great to keep them well oiled and maintained but their primary purpose is to function for us not appear as trophies. We have bums for a reason and it’s not to serve as a beacon of failure for our diets or our lives. They are meant to hinge us at the hips, move us from side to side and help us get the heck out of Dodge when necessary. They have a primary function in the body; not a secondary function like our tummies (yes, tummies are our core, but ideally our abs and back serve as our core/trunk and nutrition makes a great tummy—not crunches). This is a huge thing to think about, seriously, because as you pound away at your booty you may be setting yourself up for some major surgery later on.
Although I love writing, I stress when I set out to write articles like this because on the screen they can read as preachy or judgmental. I can tell you without a doubt that nothing like that is going through my head right now. What’s running through my mind is what I was like when I wanted nicer shoulders and the only word that I can think of is “fixated”. It was my main focus and I cared about nothing else besides my shoulders. Fortunately, I was interrupted from destroying my neck/shoulder region (or unfortunately if you know why I was interrupted) because I really do think that if I continued on I would have had two grapefruits sitting at the top of my arms like a dot on an i. Of course, reaching over my head or putting a shirt on wouldn’t be possible but dang it all, I’d’ve looked good! (I made that double contraction up. Work with it.
Function matters. A lot. I know we do not all have access to the top physical therapists out there (or have the awesome Heather on their staff) but it is worth it if you can at least once in your fitness career be evaluated for your weaknesses. If you have tight hip flexors and weak glutes to begin with, when you go to do any of the exercises mentioned you run a high risk of not engaging your glutes properly thereby killing your progress. You think that you aren’t doing enough so you keep doing more of the same and your weaknesses snowball from there. If you train for function more than you train for form, you will be much better off. The catch here is twofold: 1) to get over yourself enough to embrace a new way to train other than strict body part training and 2) to take the time off from hard training to do any necessary mobility work if need be. How many of us really do anything preventative?
I know what you’re thinking. “Then teach me to do it the right way, Jodi. What am I missing?” I can’t, it’s not my gig, but I know whose it is and I will give you that info at the end of this series. I have a little more to talk about and I don’t want you to lose your focus by focusing on your bum which is the focus of this series. You need to focus! We haven’t even touched dieting, yet, and how you diet does make a difference in what your bum looks like.
Where does this leave you then? What’s my point in drawing your attention to function and not form? Balance. Make sure that your program has balance. Spread out the butt stuff throughout the week or do a good butt workout once, maybe twice in a week. But do not go crazy and make every day a butt day by putting in something in every workout. That’s not good. Here are some guidelines for you:
1) Limit the plyometric activity to no more than twice a week. This means sprints as well as pure plyos. The pounding action of sprints and plyos take a toll on your spine and your feet. Ease up, killah, before you look like your Aunt Ethel who is all of 4ft 3in by the time you’re done jumping.
2) Have someone take a look at your program for obvious imbalances. You want to cover all planes of motion in a full body and have something with lateral movement if just a lower body. Whether you do this in the warm up or in the program itself it doesn’t matter. Just make sure your workout is not one big variation of the step up.
3) Pay attention to injuries! So many times I talk to girls and they are working through some major junk like it’s nothing talking about, “I just need to look good for my…” Listen, if you show up walking like Quasimodo, was it worth it to you? Knock it off and see a physical therapist!
Nutrition is next. Some radical supplementation talk for you butter butts and a few other things. Hang tight. Woop woop!
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